So Anthem BlueCross BlueShield is trying to force Anthem HealthKeepers to pay for the bloodwork. And, somehow, they have no way to verify in-house that I am not actually covered by Anthem HealthKeepers anymore.
So I, hilariously, have to get my employer to get Anthem HealthKeepers to send ME a letter to verify when my coverage with them ended. I then have to send that letter TO Anthem BlueCross BlueShield.
And they say health care is inefficient.
UPDATE:
It gets hilariouser.
Anthem BlueCross BlueShield doesn't even have the phone number for Anthem HealthKeepers.
"You'll have to Google that," she said.
So I did, and I called the number listed on the HealthKeepers website.
...
Which turns out to be the number for Anthem BlueCross BlueShield.
UPDATE 2:
So much hilarious.
Anthem BlueCross BlueShield fowarded me to the wrong HealthKeepers company ("We are
But that turned out to be an air conditioning company.