Tom's absurdist-yet-accurate impression of Coloradans: "Got my carabiners, gonna put on my Chacos, gonna climb me a fourteener. I'm gonna climb right up." *commences climbing motion*

Nick's laughter ratcheted up from boisterous during the impression to downright hysterical shortly thereafter.


Tom particularly made fun of Coloradans--and implicitly Westerners in general--for their tendency to say such insufferable things as, "I just need to see some mountains for my soul."

But seriously.